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Monday, February 22, 2010

Hey, At Least We’re Not Cleveland!

Best news of the week: Forbes has announcement that Detroit is NOT the Worst City Ever (that would be Cleveland, who up till now was running a promotional campaign with the tag line “Hey, at least we’re not Detroit!). Detroit came in forth on this year’s list, just barely edging out Flint. This unexpected rating has raised hopes that Detroit can reclaim the title “Motor City”:

The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces the 2010 Obama

2010 ObamaThis car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL  It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

From OhMyGov! via Weasel Zippers