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Monday, March 1, 2010

It’s 3:00 AM. Where’s My Nine Iron?

The report card is in on President Obama’s annual physical:

Barack Obama should not only try harder to kick his smoking habit, his team of doctors warned, but they also recommended 'moderation of alcohol intake'.


How are you all feeling about that 3:00 AM phone call now?

In related news, President Obama gave himself a B+.