Come for the Politics, Stay for the Pathologies



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Alternate Realities

Top 10 signs we are living in an alternate universe:

10. Seven US senators voted to continue funding an organization that promotes tax fraud, money laundering and prostitution by underage illegal aliens.

9. Michelle Obama is an International Fashion Icon.

8. The Messiah speaks. And nothing changes.

7. America now has more Czars than Russia had at the height of the Romanoff’s reign.

6. There is a march on Washington that somewhere between .5 million and 1.5 million (but who’s counting?) turn out for. But not a peep, or even a tweet, about it on MSM outlets.

5. The country that virtually invented the concepts of free speech and freedom of the Press has succumbed to self-censoring content they find discomfiting to their favored political party.

4. Nancy Pelosi

3. Controversial talk show host Michael Savage is considered as dangerous in Great Britain as Islamo-fascist terrorists.

2. An international conference on global warming convenes to identify ways to stop global warming – while the earth is actually cooling. Because of the SUN. Go figure.

1. The President of the United States of America is actually a Teleprompter.

3 comments:

  1. "There is a march on Washington that somewhere between .5 million and 1.5 million (but who’s counting?) turn out for. But not a peep, or even a tweet, about it on MSM outlets."

    This is also excellent content for your blog articles of "Why Blogging Matters".

    Of course, we didn't need the blogs to SEE the good turnout on Saturday; the photographs, and time-lapsed security camera shots helped let us know what was happening.

    But then, oh dear, I forgot; all the turnout and signs were protesting The Big One's race and color! How silly of me to think that .5 million people might be gathering for anything as menial as spending money like water, tearing up our Constitution, and changing everything we know about our country! Why would we be silly enough to protest The Big One's need of 30-plus Czars (approved by nobody and salaried by US) and MO's need of 22 people (approved by nobody and salaried by US) to keep her on schedule except we don't like the color of our President?

    Might it be we don't particularly care for the POLITICS of the First Couple? When did politics and color combine into racism? Oh dear, I forgot, it's our first black President getting criticized.

    I thought Wm. "Loose Zipper" Clinton was our first black President....

    Sandra C

    ReplyDelete
  2. Yes, Sandra it's true. Despite BO's transformative presidency, we to the right of Fidel Castro are all still, apparently, racists.

    As for Bill Clinton: imagine how cheap and used he must feel now.

    ReplyDelete
  3. not as "cheap and uesd" as he SHOULD feel i bet

    ReplyDelete