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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Alternate Realities

Top 10 signs we are living in an alternate universe:

10. Seven US senators voted to continue funding an organization that promotes tax fraud, money laundering and prostitution by underage illegal aliens.

9. Michelle Obama is an International Fashion Icon.

8. The Messiah speaks. And nothing changes.

7. America now has more Czars than Russia had at the height of the Romanoff’s reign.

6. There is a march on Washington that somewhere between .5 million and 1.5 million (but who’s counting?) turn out for. But not a peep, or even a tweet, about it on MSM outlets.

5. The country that virtually invented the concepts of free speech and freedom of the Press has succumbed to self-censoring content they find discomfiting to their favored political party.

4. Nancy Pelosi

3. Controversial talk show host Michael Savage is considered as dangerous in Great Britain as Islamo-fascist terrorists.

2. An international conference on global warming convenes to identify ways to stop global warming – while the earth is actually cooling. Because of the SUN. Go figure.

1. The President of the United States of America is actually a Teleprompter.