Question:
Governor Christie, why are you so combative? Must you be so confrontational? Can’t we all just get along?
Answer:
Tom, you ignorant slut.
I’m combative because the State of New Jersey is nearly insolvent and I have to battle self-interested public unions, incompetent elected officials and a dysfunctional legislative body in an effort to stave off bankruptcy and battle to regain solvency. I’m confrontational because they all insanely believe that if we just continue to do more of the same thing - increase the size of government, raise taxes and spend more money - things will turn out differently next time. And no, we can’t all just get along when at least half of ‘us’ are lying weasels and economic morons.
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