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Monday, May 17, 2010

Breaking News: Aunt Zeituni Granted Asylum

The Hill reports that a federal judge has granted asylum to President Barack Hussein Obama’s Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyago:

Her attorney said in February she was seeking asylum due to medical problems related to Guillain-Barre syndrome, an autoimmune disorder she says she suffers from, and because of threats of tribal violence in Kenya

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Aunt Zeituni Channeling Michael Jackson

IN OTHER KENYAN NEWS:

“Homeless”: Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo

President Obama’s brother George was found sitting in front of his hut, waiting. When asked “What’s new George?”, he replied, “Nothing.”

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“Nothing” is also reported to be new with President Obama’s other brother George.

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