The Hill reports that a federal judge has granted asylum to President Barack Hussein Obama’s Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyago:
Her attorney said in February she was seeking asylum due to medical problems related to Guillain-Barre syndrome, an autoimmune disorder she says she suffers from, and because of threats of tribal violence in Kenya
Aunt Zeituni Channeling Michael Jackson
IN OTHER KENYAN NEWS:
President Obama’s brother George was found sitting in front of his hut, waiting. When asked “What’s new George?”, he replied, “Nothing.”
“Nothing” is also reported to be new with President Obama’s other brother George.