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Can we please stop hearing about how fashionable Michelle is? I mean, come on. This is such not a good look.
Trendy does not equate to fashionable, and toned upper arms do not make you a goddess. And I wouldn’t point out the big butt, non-existent waist, small bust and simply atrocious choice of clothes if the MSM didn’t go 24/7 ripping on Sarah Palin.
I also don’t think women have to look like anorexic Hollywood nymphs. But hey! I didn’t establish the standards - they did. They should apply equally to everyone, not just Republican women from Alaska. So MSM, I understand you will never notice that the emperor is wearing no clothes. But please, the empress? She’s a fashionista disasterista.
Full disclosure: Team Dewey consists of a she-Dewey and a he-Dewey. He-Dewey disavows any contribution to the content of this post.
Hey she-Dewey, good post. And to all who would say this is "mean-spirited", that's just tough. Because what is said here is the truth.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jamie. The truth will set you free. Unless of course you're a progressive, in which case it will just get in the way.
ReplyDeleteDewey - You're SOOOO right! This woman needs to hire a stylist or just go to a good department store and ask a conservative looking sales woman to assist her in picking out some attractive, flattering styles. For that matter, she could have one of her many ladies-in-waiting pull outfits off of Land's End, Eddie Bauer, J Crew etc. that have virtual models and or help with body-types so she wears things that make her look at least decent. Geez. Even "ordinary" people know how to do that...
ReplyDeleteOf course I meant Land's End, etc. WEBSITES! :)
ReplyDeleteNormally I wouldn't comment on someone's appearance, because sometimes people can't have surgery OR they can't afford it OR it's iffy and subject to opinion about whether any remedies are in order, or not.
ReplyDeleteBut in her case, she's healthy, she's rich, and there's NO QUESTION----so I offer one little word of suggestion:
LIPOSUCTION.
Really.
So how do we know if it is Sir Dewey or La Dewie posting on TOTUS? Equal opportunity posters?
ReplyDeleteNot that it matters...but I will tell my female friends that MO should watch "What NOT to Wear" on Friday nights but I would not mention that to menfolk....
Sir Dewey does ALL the animations. La Dewie does most of the WORDS. But team Dewey collaborates on most concepts.Confusing? Welcome to our world.
ReplyDeleteMountain Mama: Do you think universal liposuction will be included in ObamaCare?
ReplyDeleteUniversal liposuction....but not for us!
ReplyDeleteFun, fashionable, HIP FLOTUS! Someone find me a barf bag...seriously. Does the woman even own a full length mirror. Wait, do WE the people own a full length mirror?
Great shots, TwoDeweys, but you didn't show my fave. You know, the black dress she wore at the Night of the Golden Columns - the black dress that had a direct hit from a red paint ball, right in the belly.
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ReplyDeleteFor the life of me, I can't see how ANYONE outside of a padded room can call ManMonsterMO a 'fashion icon' -- a 'freak of fashion icon', maybe...
ReplyDeleteSomeone please buy her a 3-way, full length mirror -- unless the glass keeps breaking, she really needs to use one.
and get rid of her 'yes-man' lackeys who tell her she looks 'great'.
If she's pregnant, the dresses are even worse; if she's not preggers, then I don't understand the ascending belt. Will she stop when the belt reaches her neck?
Just look at the Fraud's face, and you can see exactly what he thinks of her 'fashion sense'.
Lord have mercy, cover up those gorilla arms! and try a Wonderbra
and she should never, under any circumstances, wear yellow, orange, or pink
ReplyDeleteI think the problem is that she is buying expensive designer clothes. She looked fine in casual clothes that she got from a catalog, back during the campaign.
ReplyDeleteShe might be better off taking her cue from past First Ladies: Pick a style or signature piece and stick with it. Think of Jackie Kennedy's simple hats and sheath-dresses. Or Nancy Reagan in red. Or Barb Bush's pearls.
To add to MelenaX's suggestions: Michele should never garden in shoes that cost more than my monthly mortgage payment.