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Thursday, August 6, 2009

I Don’t Know Much About Art, But…

David Ng at the LA Times gave us a post-modern deconstructionist critique of the anonymously photo-shopped image of Obama the Joker-Socialist poster. His assessment: it could be anything. Or nothing at all. The guy must have gone to Berkeley.

Before reaching his non-conclusion we have to slog our way through this claptrap:

The New Yorker magazine's infamous cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama in radical drag, bumping fists in the Oval Office as an American flag burns in the fireplace, is understood to be a parody of conservative paranoia, not an attack on the first couple. But put that same image on the cover of the Weekly Standard and the illustration takes on a vastly different meaning.

In this respect, the image of President Obama in Heath Ledger Joker-face is especially disturbing because it is completely devoid of context -- literary, political or otherwise. The image seems to have emerged from nowhere and was created by no one. Deracinated from authorial intent, Obama-as-Joker becomes a free-floating cipher that can be appropriated and re-appropriated by everyone.

 

Methinks Mr. Ng has spent altogether too much time on an analyst’s couch. There’s  nothing deep, dark or mysterious about this poster. And it is fixed quite firmly in political context: Mr. Obama is a liar in socialist drag. The joke is on us. Come on, that’s funny.  Or it would’ve been had the artist been portraying George W. Bush, as Drew Friedman did last summer in Vanity Fair. (see image below)

And as for alluding to the possibility of the whiteface being racist; please. How can we ever take you people serious if you keep this up?

 obama-joker     bush-is-joker41

Anyway, there’s something to be said for turnabout being fair play. Vanity Fair’s readers seemed amused beyond containment at the art poster of GWB as Joker. So spare me your outrage over the joke-alist Obama. And  grow up.

 

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bankrupt, But Living Large

What a relief. Congress will definitely not have to fly with the unwashed masses. We know that Harry Reid would spend any amount of money to avoid that. So, they’ve ordered up three Gulfstreams to shuttle their members to and fro. Specifically, 3 C-37 aircraft: the military variant of the commercial Gulfstream 550 executive jet.

Wasn’t it Congress that got all huffy with the Auto execs who flew into Washington - at Congress’s insistence - that they appear before them to explain why they were going broke and needed more money from the American Treasury? Why didn’t they fly coach? Why didn’t they drive? After all, their companies were going bankrupt, the guys calling the shots should be tightening their belts too. Right?

Right. So , esteemed members of Congress, take a memo: America is going broke. We hold you accountable. The least you can do is fly coach.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Bill Clinton flies off to North Korea to seal the deal on the release of the two American “journalists” who wandered into North Korea, and BHO brings birthday cupcakes to the 89 year old cupcake Helen Thomas.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Could it be that Bill Clinton actually looked presidential as he walked off the plane, all somber and steady of foot? As opposed to the way Barry usually disembarks from a plane, playing the snare drums and looking for all the world like he’s on his way to a pep rally (which, to be fair, he often is.)

And here’s our current Prez, feting Ms. Thomas with Little Debbies, still looking like he’s at a pep rally (Again, he is. Check out the bouncing MSM bobble heads twitter when he comes through the door. Ohhhh! Mr. President!)

It was nice of him to remember the little old lady who shares his birthday (at least we think it’s his birthday). Because shoot, she is 89 and could get sick any day now. And being the good little trooper that she is, we know she would just volunteer to cash it in rather than burden our broken health care system.

Who could’ve imagined the day when Bill Clinton, arranging an international threesome, would be a more wholesome story than the sitting president’s morning briefing?

Monday, August 3, 2009

Git-Motown

Our wacky governor – she’s always looking for a way to balance our state’s out of control budget. This one is brilliant: Michigan has offered to house the Gitmo detainees in an abandoned prison in  Standish, Michigan.

A twofer! We get to use the jail that Governor Granholm closed to save the state money (The prisoners? Well, we released most of them. It was part of a two step program, first we “rightsized” the prisons, second, we “rightsized” the prison population to fit the “rightsized” prisons. See how that works?) and we get the federal government to pay us for “detaining” a pack of trained terrorists that hate our way of life and want us all dead. What’s the downside?

And since the site selected is in Michigan’s Thumb area, well know for nurturing home-grown domestic terrorist Terry Nichols, maybe we can bring him back home too.

It appears that he’s not happy with his current Federally provided quarters, due to the quality of the food.

Nichols complained that he "is compelled to consume daily those unhealthy dead and refined foods that are abhorrent to plaintiff’s sincerely held religious beliefs causing him physical, mental and spiritual torment, and to sin against God.”

He wrote that he sincerely believes that God created mankind to consume unrefined whole foods. He wrote that he is forced to sin against God by eating refined foods that destroy "His holy temple ... my body

 

Perhaps the special Halal meals prepared for our Muslim guests will suit Mr. Nichols dietary needs. If not, I’m sure we can find a chef to cater to his religion as well: the religion of “my body is a holy temple, but yours is cannon fodder.” Come to think of it, he does have a lot in common with the Gitmo terrorists.

 

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Health-o-rama

If you start with an incorrect premise, I will guarantee that you arrive at an incorrect solution.

For example, health care. Obama started with the premise that our health care system is broken. And no one bothered to question that hypothesis. When in fact, if they had, they would have discovered the obvious: we have the best health care on the planet. Period. Nonpareil.  And it’s not a “system.” There’s no one administrative body that dictates how health care works in this country. That’s what Obama wants to give us. What we have are thousands of individual providers, doctors, nurses, hospitals and insurance companies that charge a fee for their services.

But following the rule that if you say something often enough it will make it true, team Obama (which includes his MSM PR Department) has continued to repeat the lie that our health care system is broken.

It is a lie. From the number of people they claim are without insurance to the implication that they are not insured simply because they can’t afford it, to the contention that millions are denied health care, it’s simply a lie. The truth is that of 307 million Americans, nearly 10 million (conservative estimate) are illegal, another 19 million make over $50k per year and choose not to buy insurance (9 million of them make over $75k), and 14 million are on Medicaid or Medicare. That leaves about 5 million legal, uncovered citizens, or about 2% of the population. That’s a much smaller group than 47 million. And even they are not denied health care. They get in in the local ER, unless they're the victim of a patient dumping scheme.

So why does the President want to blow up our entire health care “system” for 2% of the population? Are you telling me that the geniuses in the Administration can’t figure out a better, more cost effective way to deal with 2% of the population than to undermine everything about our health care that works, and works quite well?

There’s no one who believes that their health care will remain unchanged no matter how many times the anointed one tells us otherwise. Nor does anyone believe that private health insurance and Medicare – that 91% of Americans have, 84% are happy with and 76% want no changes in – will continue unchanged once a “public option” is available and Medicare is gutted for “cost savings.” Apparently ordinary Americans understand economics far better than the White House geniuses. They know that eventually a not-for-profit system will make it impossible for a free market, for-profit health insurance system to maintain itself.

Nor does anyone believe that Medicare benefits aren’t going to be cut. When you start talking about doing seniors a favor by giving them free counseling for “end of life” decisions, only leftist ideologues miss the message that the government doesn’t want to keep spending money on someone who’s old, and going to die anyway.

And positively no one believes that the cost of this huge government takeover of  18% of our economy is going to be “cost neutral.” Please. I know we’re not all Harvard lawyers, thank God, but we know a thing or two about government programs. Beginning with “they’re never cost neutral.”

Yes, there are problems with the delivery of health care. How about we address them specifically, instead of just telling us we have an insurmountable problem that only the government can solve. For one thing, unless it’s an enemy attack that requires our military force, there is no “insurmountable" problem where a government solution would be either my first, second or third choice. Vilify free markets, competition and profit motive all you want, you’re unlikely to find government listed as ‘innovator of the year’ in anyone’s survey.

Yet Obama wants government to give us an omnibus solution to what he considers an intractable problem. All I can say is, how’s that War on Poverty working out for you? Forty five years and counting, and it’s worse than ever. (You doubt me? Please come visit Detroit.)

We don’t need an omnibus plan. We need to identify the individual problems with the health care delivery and insurance and address them one by one. Here’s my list, although I’d be hesitant to turn Congress loose on anything that requires them to read more than a 2 page Cliff note summary before casting their uninformed vote.

  1. Fraud. The Medicare system, run by our esteemed government bureaucracy, is riddled with fraud and has been every year since its inception. This is not as tough as the war on drugs. A few forensic accountants on staff at each medical center might be good start. Good for the economy too. Or possibly just a claims system that would be able to identify doctors who’ve performed 4 colonoscopies on the same patient in the same month. Or that red flags HIV transfusion centers run out of a local pizza parlor. I bet you could find someone in private  industry that could design an anti-fraud system that might work, oh, I don’t know, 150% better than the one in place now.
  2. Tort Reform.  I know the Democrats are going to channel a conniption fit over this. Not based on any legal principles, but because the tort lawyer association is among the largest lobby groups in the country, and they know which side their bread is buttered on. But until you take the Wheel of Fortune and the Lottery Jackpot out of medical malpractice the cost of medical care will continue to escalate with each judgment. As a bonus, if we can figure out how to deal with medical malpractice we can apply it to the rest of the frivolous lawsuits that clog up the courts and line tort lawyers pockets.
  3. Prescription Drugs. Why are they cheaper in Canada and Europe? Because they have omnibus government healthcare there, and the government establishes what they will pay for a medication. Therefore, in order to recoup the costs of development – which are astronomical due to any number of reasons with litigation being one of them – drug companies, both domestic and international, charge much more for drugs in the US where there aren’t price controls. This is not free market, this is not level playing field. Outside the US it’s price collusion, inside the US it’s gouging. It ought to be illegal and Congress should have addressed this years ago.
  4. Insurance. State insurance regulations need to be revised. Groups and individuals should be able to form inter-state risk pools and shop across state lines for insurance coverage which they can’t do now. Pre-existing conditions should not exclude you from buying insurance, albeit at a higher rate in recognition of a realized risk. Or if the government really wants to help, they could subsidize the additional premium. With the exception of Medicare and Medicaid, private medical providers should not be allowed to charge one rate for patients covered by insurance and another, higher rate for patients that have no coverage. And health care insurance portability needs to be made available at a rate comparable to what the employer was paying.
  5. Electronic Records. Team Obama is right about this one. Archaic record systems are not only cumbersome and more costly to maintain, but they are can also be impediments to obtaining proper care. But please, don’t let the public sector handle this.
  6. Tax deductions. Review the structure and carryover of medical reimbursement accounts as well as additional tax deductibility of all medical expenses.
  7. Illegals. Illegals don’t go without health care. They get it in emergency rooms and local hospitals. We don’t deny  critical care to anyone. As long as we allow illegals to use the health care services of our country for free, everyone else’s costs will go up. We need to solve the illegal immigration problem for any number of reasons, but 10 million additional people in the healthcare system is one of them.

In other words, keep the socialized medicine out of my back yard. You can bet Great Britain wishes they had.